Mal’s Bugtations

Inspired by

“I hold it true, whate’er befall;
I feel it when I sorrow most;
‘Tis better to have” debugged ” and lost
Than never to have” debugged “at all.” – Alfred Tennyson ~ from In Memoriam A.H.H

“Don’t cry because it’s” crashed”,
smile because “you got a memory dump.” –  Dr Seuss


“Two things are infinite: the universe and” bugs”,
and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein


“A” developer “without” debugger
“is like a body without a soul.” – Cicero


“To” debug “is the rarest thing in the world.
Most people exist, that is all.” – Oscar Wilde


“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference.
And the opposite of” debugging “is not” bugs”, “it’s indifference.” – Elie Wiesel


“Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do,
and what you’ll find is that you can” debug “anything.” – Source Unknown


“If opportunity doesn’t knock,” attach a debugger. – Milton Berle


“Let the past be content with itself,
for man needs forgetfulness as well as memory” dumps. -James Stephens

A  breakpoint “is often a stepping stone.” – William Prescott


“Luck is a dividend of” debugging.” The more you” debug “the luckier you get.” – Ray Croc


“The journey of a” debugging session ”begins with” 0xCC. – Lao Tzu


Debuggers “can only give good advice or put them on the right path,
the final forming of a“ program’s code ”lies in” the developer’s “own hands.” – Anne Frank


“Half of the failures in life come from “ null pointers. – Thomas Hood


“Never let the fear of“ a bug check ”get in your way.” – George Herman “Babe” Ruth


“There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every” unhandled exception.
“The fearful are the failing.” – Sarah J. Hale


“No I don’t think I will” debug “you,
Although you need” debugging  “, badly.
That’s what’s wrong with you.
You should be” debugged “and often,
and by someone who knows how.” – Gone With The Wind

“The madness of” debugging “is the greatest of heaven’s blessings” – Plato


Reverse engineering “is the greatest refreshment in life.” – Pablo PIcasso


“I think it is all a matter of love; the more you love a memory”
dump “the stronger and stranger it becomes” – Vladimir Nabokov


Debug “whenever possible. It is always possible” – Dalai Lama


“I want your” code “ and
I want your” stack trace
”You and me could write a” BAD_POOL_CALLER – Lady Gaga

About chentiangemalc

specializes in end-user computing technologies. disclaimer 1) use at your own risk. test any solution in your environment. if you do not understand the impact/consequences of what you're doing please stop, and ask advice from somebody who does. 2) views are my own at the time of posting and do not necessarily represent my current view or the view of my employer and family members/relatives. 3) over the years Microsoft/Citrix/VMWare have given me a few free shirts, pens, paper notebooks/etc. despite these gifts i will try to remain unbiased.
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